Jane Austen's Mafia!

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(comedy, crime)

Young Vincenzo Cortino, son of a Sicilian postman, delivers a package for his father and accidentally sees something he should not see. In a donkey's, well, he is smuggled out of town, where he tries to reach a ship headed for America. There, Vincenzo works his way up to the top of the Mafia. One day, his youngest son makes a mistake and has to leave town. A little later, he ends up as a casino boss in Las Vegas. But the heads of the other families want old Don Cortino out of the way. So, they shoot him 47 times and send a *very* attractive woman to distract his son from his casino work. Will he fall for her or will he return to Diane, who, by the way, had run for President successfully in the meantime?.

actors:

Jay Mohr as Anthony 'Tony' Cortino
Billy Burke as Joey Cortino
Christina Applegate as Diane Steen
Pamela Gidley as Pepper Gianini
Olympia Dukakis as Sophia
Lloyd Bridges as Vincenzo Cortino
Jason Fuchs as Young Vincenzo Cortino
Joe Viterelli as Dominick Clamato
Tony Lo Bianco as Cesar Marzoni
Blake Hammond as Fatso Paulie Orsatti
Philip Suriano as Frankie Totino
Vincent Pastore as Gorgoni
Marisol Nichols as Carla
Carol Ann Susi as Clamato's Wife
Gregory Sierra as Bonifacio
directors:
Jim Abrahams
rating:4.70

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